The image on the Magic The Gathering Box is of a monster. It has a big, giant mouth, with lots of sharp teeth, and a long pointy tongue. Well, to me, it is symbolic of the vagina. Think of the Sarlaac pit in 'Return of The Jedi'. Same thing.
Well, you can't sell porn to kids, so they find other ways to get their points across. Artists have been doing this for thousands of years, where they make one image appear to be one thing, but the actual intent of the artist is quite different.
To be honest, in the video game 'Free Realms', I've found some very suggestive things. It's all done in fun, so they can get away with it. The content in question is so minor, that no one would ever bother to make a fuss about it. But it is there.
In one of the 'Clone Wars Adventures' log in screen, as part of an explosion, it looks to be the tail end of a woman bending over, and then they use a lightning bolt to cover up the naughty bits. I don't make up the news, I just report it.
So, it is fun to make fun of adsense in every blog I write. I might as well. I haven't been paid yet. My prospects of ever getting paid with this blog is very slim.
On youtube, even after a year, some of my videos have hardly gotten any hits at all. A couple have done very well, thank you very much.
My point is that anything on the web can take a 'hella long time' to get watched or read. ( So hey, adsense, since this blog is a general audience blog, is it okay to say 'hella'? That's a bad word. It is really bad. It's not even proper English. The f-word has been in the English language a hella way longer than 'hella', which is mostly a word kids use because they don't have all the tools of the language to express themselves, and other kids would make fun of them if they tried to talk properly because it would be 'soooo uncool'. So, I have no idea what I can and can't do sometimes on this blog. 'Hella' is a good example, because it is so commonly used. It's even worse than the word 'Hell', which at least is a good, solid English word based on the name of a pagan god, which has turned out to be The Opposite of Heaven. ( I wonder where it is in The Bible where Hell is first mentioned? I don't know. ) So, there has to be persistence with your web activities. It might be a long time before you harvest anything from your content. Well, that is the probability. It will take a long time, I can promise you. If you are starting from scratch on the web with a blog, website, or youtube account, or all three...prepare to wait. A year to even get the ball rolling. So just do a little bit every day is all you can do. Use the right keywords. Provide people with good content, as good as you can do. People don't like to go to some site, and just be jerked around, or disappointed. If they go to the effort to click on the links to your stuff, be thankful, and try and give them something that entertains or informs. If someone clicks on your stuff, and it isn't up to par, they may never click on your stuff ever again. It's true.
A good way to learn about how to create for the web is to observe your own habits. Ask what you yourself like. Watch yourself when you click on stuff. Then click on your own stuff, and try to imagine being another person seeing your stuff for the first time. Is it any good? Can you do better and make improvements? The answer is probably 'yes'. Few people are that good that their stuff is awesome when they first start out.
Some people are that good with every thing they do, though. Some people can just turn the camera on themselves, talk a bunch of smack, and that's it, two million hits guaranteed.
Time for a smoke. Yes, I smoke. It isn't against the law, so relax.
I was an extra in some girl's video just now. She was filming some guy friend of hers with her ipad ( commercialized plug...normally I would just say her 'portable electronic device', but since this blog is monetized, it's good to mention as many commercial items as you can, like Stephen King does...and he is very successful, because he writes what people know about, and can relate to. He's an American. ( My little joke. ) ) Anyway, I'm in her video. I couldn't avoid being in it, there was no where to run. What was I going to do, hide behind a car, and risk getting hit by oncoming bicyclists? There was also traffic. So I hope at least the video gets watched. I should have made a face. I did two minutes later as some Latino passenger in a car was holding his camera as the car was driving. I hope my face shows up in that making an exasperated expression. )
There are two cute girls sitting next to me. One has a square-type of face and jaw, with a scarlet skull cap on. She is wearing a 'Kansas State' hoodie. The blonde has hair that baboons past her shoulder. She is wearing red 'Nike' running shoes, ( My god! Another plug! Lol, I am on a roll. ) She is also wearing black shiny stretch pants, and she was sitting previously with knees to chest, and the roundness of her bottom-side could be seen. It was cute. Anyhow, it looks to me that they are AA people. It's exhausting to listen to that stuff. It is so co-dependent.
ONE REASON TO NEVER BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC: YOU NEVER HAVE TO GO TO STUPID AA MEETINGS.
Anyway....it is fun to write about people in the cafe. They don't know you are doing it. I normally draw people where ever I go. There is always the chance that they will notice me looking at them intently. With the laptop in the cafe, it is almost better. I can describe with words everything I see, and they will never know. It is actually quite nice.
Amazing how much time I've spent on this blog entry, but I'm trying to give anybody who reads this the good stuff while simultaneously keeping within the guidelines of adsense. ( It's so ridiculous to know that adsense is 'The Big Brother Who Always Watches'. Where has this happened where the writer creates a written piece, and it is instantly up for observation? It's bizarre, so bizarre, so bizarre...( lyric plug ). )
All I can do is write complicated blogs that even they won't understand. I can use metaphors and allusions, which will still be commercial. Why, I heard on commercial radio KFOG ( they claim they are world famous...I never heard of them before I came to San Francisco ) in an ad for a t.v. show called 'THE BIG BANG' that a woman could put an entire hot dog in her mouth...and then some guy says 'she is so talented'. So, that is a corporate approved ad, referring to oral sex. Yet, that is okay. Yet, if I say on this blog, that it does indeed refer to oral sex, and I just did, then my whole account could be canceled by their discretion. Or maybe they will cancel it just based on my 'bad attitude' - who knows? 'The Big Bang' refers to the creation of The Universe because it is a show about geeks, but the word 'bang' refers to any number of things you can do to a woman, and a big bang would most certainly produce an orgasm if you do it for long enough.
Okay, is this blog still acceptable by adsense? I don't see why not. I've used clean language, and I am talking about what happens on commercial radio.
It all doesn't matter anyway, since it might take two years before anybody reads this blog entry, and that is the truth, and I ain't kidding, seriously.
I don't know of anybody who sits on their computer, and uses their time to look at blogs. Who does that? I have no idea. I've looked at blogs, and the one thing I don't want to look at is wedding pictures, pet pictures, or pictures of their stinking kids...haha.
So, I will look at a couple of blogs today, and see if, by chance there are any blogs worth a high hoot to look at. I doubt it.
By the way, after an hour, the two girls are still gabbing about their AA stuff. Geeeeez. See? Never become an alcoholic. Learn to moderate your drinking so you don't end up being a codependent **** ( edited for adsense ).
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